Funny Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk
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Feeling sleepy? Just going to put your head down for a second? So many have done it and awoken with the shadow of management lingering over them. While we don’t condone sleeping on the job, here are a few great excuses conjured by the half awake mind.
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands.”
“Amen”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
“This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
“Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
“Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
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I might use one of those!
Love the last one